Maces?
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
HILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH
Do you like ragdoll effects? But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world. What about Swords? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?.Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.