POSTAL 4: No Regerts

Maybe a bidet or two? What untold prospects lie within? After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. Enjoy full freedom in your choice of pacifist vs. Mix a little Catnip with your Hunting Rifle to curve every bullet to its exact mark! (No third game is known to exist.) Key Features Approach your errands in a non-linear fashion within total free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay! Discover unique weapon combos and capabilities! POSTAL 4 contains Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Mature Humor, and Use of Drugs and Alcohol. Combine a feline with a Grenade or the Rocket Launcher for some mobile explosive pussy! Pick-Yer-Dude! Choose Jon St. Or go with returning fan favorites Rick Hunter (P1 & P2) and Corey Cruise (PIII) as alternate voice choices, giving you more POSTAL Dude than ever at your fingertips! The POSTAL Dude is back! Fortune? Feeling down? aggressive playstyle! POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. Plenty of new tools to support your (mostly) peaceful confrontations, but violence is still always an option too! Edensin awaits. Fame? However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. Brandish an over-the-top arsenal, from the devestating boom of the quadruple-barreled Fournicator to the feathered chaos of the Pigeon Mine! Supercharge your fists, mighty foot, and urethra with a dose of the testicle-shrinking Vitamin X! Experience a bevy of interactivity as you feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work, stock up on inventory (for a price!) at automated Vending Machines, and, for the first time ever in the franchise, use and flush functioning toilets! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure in the town of Edensin! Add that POSTAL twist to your weaponry with potent power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink! John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, as the voice of the POSTAL Dude! Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. Use the Rattler to grapple your way to new heights! Seek out optional side quests for additional rewards!

POSTAL 4: No Regerts