To those who will be lured into Lady Tallowmere's dungeons: good luck.
Buy Tallowmere on Steam and get the Android port as a free DLC. Key Features: ✓ Action roguelite platformer with randomly-generated levels, each room bigger than the last ✓ Wreak havoc with trusty axes, hefty clubs, teleporting katanas, stealth-enabling emerald daggers, freezing ice wands, bouncing grenades, embroiling flamethrowers, and powerful rocket launchers ✓ Find and equip outfits, headgear, shields, and more ✓ Hunt for power with 7 tiers of item rarities ranging from Basic to Otherworldly ✓ Learn to conquer multiple enemy types with elite variations, including fire mages, archers, leapers, conductors, ogres, flail knights, feelers, bloats, and zaeries ✓ Satisfying combat with persistent bloodsplats and gibs ✓ Tactical shield blocking ✓ Infinite jumping ✓ Deadly traps and obstacles to try and avoid, such as spinning pinwheels, acid clouds, and extremely pointy spikes ✓ Coins, hearts, souls, and keys to collect from slain foes ✓ Hardcore permadeath to keep your adrenaline going ✓ Treasure chests to loot ✓ Potions to keep you alive ✓ Special room events and bosses to master ✓ Passive abilities for you to gain strength and then some ✓ Coin-loving merchants ✓ Difficulty settings to match your pain threshold ✓ Challenge modes ✓ Combat event log ✓ Soft savegame system (so you can quit and resume later) and personal high-score system with cross-platform Steam Cloud support ✓ Global Steam leaderboards for speedruns and bragging rights ✓ Sacrificial kittens ✓ Dev console for cheats ✓ Runs on Windows, Mac, and Linux ✓ Play single-player or local couch co-op (up to 4 players with 4 controllers sharing the same screen) ✓ Keyboard and mouse support ✓ Gamepad controller support ✓ Independent game developer You're not afraid.