Two Point Hospital: A Stitch In Time

But what're you going to do? I'm offering you a one-time only, once-in-a-lifetime, not-even-for-my-mother 100% discount on a journey through time. Leverage portals to burst into pre-historic, medieval and futuristic time eras. What if I told you that you could travel through space and time for a highly competitive price? A NEW ADVENTURE THROUGH SPACE AND TIME Break through the greatest medical frontier of all: space-time! If you take care of them, and I keep selling time machines, bingo-bango we're back in business. Far from ideal, I'm sure you'd agree. Two Point Hospital: A Stitch in Time Hey, how you doin'? Join superstar time-hero Captain Yesterday on his greatest adventure yet! Maybe time travel is actually a pretty sensitive business. We're talking sick people flying out of holes in the ground. Pretty neat, huh? Rifts in time, we're calling them Time Portals, have started appearing all over town 'recently'. And hey, if all goes to plan I'll even sell you your own Yesterizer. Well, that's the best part, my friend: no catch, no consequences, no questions asked. Once we've developed our Time Portals we can use them to manage patient flow, save patients from the time void and better understand the universe. Science, eh? What a guy. still). Turns out you've been inadvertently ripping apart the fabric of time with all your technology. Welcome to Clockwise and the days of yore. Captain Yesterday has been getting complaints about missing customers. A Stitch in Time includes a cornucopia of new items from across the ages to spruce up your hospitals. Now you're saying "what's the catch?", am I right, or am I right? WHAT’S INCLUDED? presenting to you, the Yesterizer (patent pending), your one-stop-shop for all things today, tomorrow and yesterday. Prehistoric Level – Clockwise-before-Thyme This prehistoric settlement predates most things, including the river Thyme. Future Level – Clockwise-above-Thyme A futuristic city built high above the uninhabitable earth below. They enter their Yesterizer and... All in a day's work, I suppose. and home to a snazzy new hospital, nice. Including: Wormhole Bin Bone Bench Non-linear Wall Clock Map of Time Primordial Soup …and, many many more, including the famous YESTERIZER. As you expand your hospital and find more Time Portals you'll notice that they get busier and busier as we further dilate local spacetime. This quaint little town has become a popular spot since the advent of domestic time travel. Who would have thought that there would be serious medical implications involved? Oh, and remember… no questions asked! gone, no trace. He's very generously taken 5% off the retail price. Welcome to Clockwise-above-Thyme, futuristic safe-haven for the people of tomorrow, dangling precariously over the uninhabitable earth below... We've come back to the earliest time that the Yesterizer can muster to see if there's anything to be done about it. We've been given some of Captain Yesterday's blueprints - mostly drawn on napkins - so we can design our own Time Portals in the Research room. You'll find them in Speed Dating in the Rooms List. 3 time-twisting, epoch-spanning hospitals New Yesterization and Time Portal gameplay 13 new visual illnesses 34 new illnesses in total New music, DJ and tannoy lines Medieval Level - Clockwise A medieval town plagued by ruptures in space and time. I'm Captain Yesterday, inventor, entrepreneur, and all-around family man... Welcome to Clockwise-before-Thyme and the dawn of civilisation in Two Point County. The future has been flooded with people from all over Two Point's past, but Captain Yesterday is confident we can right the ship if we send them - most of them - home in one piece. Help Captain Yesterday treat a range of time-twisting new illnesses like: Jester Infection Beheadedness Wooly Man-Mouth Fossil Eyes Dino Sores … and many more! Oh right... He's handing over the keys to the Yesterizer (patent pending... complications, shall we say. Not me! hospitals. You see, ever since I started rolling these things out we'd have a few... Send patients through time portals, and treat anachronistic ailments.

Two Point Hospital: A Stitch In Time