What if I told you that you could travel through space and time for a highly competitive price?
Hey, how you doin'? I'm offering you a one-time only, on. Now you're saying "what's the catch?", am I right, or am I right? presenting to you, the Yesterizer (patent pending), your one-stop-shop for all things today, tomorrow and yesterday. Well, that's the best part, my friend: no catch, no consequences, no questions asked.