Two Point Hospital: Culture Shock

Two Point County is having an artistic crisis. First things firstly, I believe that we’ll be needing a shot in the arm, and who better to administer the injection than a certified healthcare wiz such as yourself? 3 fabulous new locations 3 new, fully animated cure machines 12 new visual illnesses 36 new illnesses in total New gameplay New music, DJ and tannoy lines New Hospitals Take in the sights, sounds and, dare we say it, smells, of the cultural scene on your whistle-stop tour into (and through) Two Point County’s pulsating arts. Can you launch a medical hit drama for the ages? You’ve made it, Babycheeks. Mop & Bucket Slippery Sign Soap Bottle Lather Flagon Bunting Fake Fan False Fan Barrel of Fun Soiled Self Poster Stunt Trouble Poster Private Parts Poster French Bench Speaker Stack Neon One Neon Two Shark Bin Zombie Poster Rom-Com Poster Action Poster Origami Throne Culture is drying up, and nothing is left but a crusty nubbin and an uninspiring husk. The most new illnesses featured in a DLC yet! Finally, savour the affluent aromas of high society life at Zara’s very own Fitzpocket Academy. What may have begun as a collective dry spell has become an all too literal illness. Finally, head to the pinnacle of society at Zara Fitzpocket’s very own health exhibition / posh person soiree. From there, swing over to Mudbury and experience festival life for yourself, replete with unfortunate health and safety issues and a complete lack of hygiene standards. New Illnesses include... If you’re interested - and I hope you are - your first task will take you to Plywood Studios and the silver screen! No, we must all work together on my biggest project yet. The creative world is bereft of ideas. Face televisual shenanigans at Plywood Studios as you look to launch a hit medical drama with washed-up film star Roderick Cushion. Head to Mudbury Festival and grab lyrical headlines with musical headliners while serving burgers from questionable vans. For far too long, we have overlooked a sickness in our minds, our homes and our loft-studio work spaces. Stunt Trouble Soiled Self Private Parts And... Snot Twist Concertoes Fourthwall Problem Dramatic Paws Wardrobe Malfunction Blooper Limelit Director’s Gut Minty Condition Culture Shock Sinewment Broken Leg Cross-Frayed Flash Back Blue Blood Shifting Perspective Protagony Listless Corrupt Footage Metrognomic Canapains Art Sick Motion Sickness Writer’s Block Banging Headache Stage Hand Extrasensory Foxtrodden Square Eyes Inbagneato Monopolies Guest Cist Misdewiener Clapperboard Fancy Food Machine Grandfather Clock Golden Statuette Boom Box Jewel Giant Glass Frozen Art Shark Art Pool Toy Toy Chest ABC Blocks Book Case Jr. No single remedy, be it dramatic, melodic or medical will be enough. -ZaraWHAT’S INCLUDED? Fortunately, you’re on hand to answer the call of artist-in-residence Zara Fitzpocket, as she seeks to resuscitate the music scene, the silver screen and all artwork in between. Socialise, hobnob, and boost that VIBE darling, because if you don’t who will? Remember, the pen is mightier than the scalpel. It’s an arty hospital, a party hospital. With my connections and your uncanny ability to heal things, we must cure the ailing culture of Two Point County. Everyone’s watching (or at least they will be if you get it right). The glitz and glamour of Plywood Studios is your first stop.

Two Point Hospital: Culture Shock