To those who will be lured into Lady Tallowmere's dungeons: good luck.
Each room gets progressively bigger, harder, and more rewarding the further you go. New rooms are procedurally generated every time you play, meaning you'll have to be on your guard for every randomly-placed enemy, elite, boss, and treasure chest you'll come across. Key Features: ✓ Action roguelite platformer with randomly-generated levels, each room bigger than the last ✓ Wreak havoc with trusty axes, hefty clubs, teleporting katanas, stealth-enabling emerald daggers, freezing ice wands, bouncing grenades, embroiling flamethrowers, and powerful rocket launchers ✓ Find and equip outfits, headgear, shields, and more ✓ Hunt for power with 7 tiers of item rarities ranging from Basic to Otherworldly ✓ Learn to conquer multiple enemy types with elite variations, including fire mages, archers, leapers, conductors, ogres, flail knights, feelers, bloats, and zaeries ✓ Satisfying combat with persistent bloodsplats and gibs ✓ Tactical shield blocking ✓ Infinite jumping ✓ Deadly traps and obstacles to try and avoid, such as spinning pinwheels, acid clouds, and extremely pointy spikes ✓ Coins, hearts, souls, and keys to collect from slain foes ✓ Hardcore permadeath to keep your adrenaline going ✓ Treasure chests to loot ✓ Potions to keep you alive ✓ Special room events and bosses to master ✓ Passive abilities for you to gain strength and then some ✓ Coin-loving merchants ✓ Difficulty settings to match your pain threshold ✓ Challenge modes ✓ Combat event log ✓ Soft savegame system (so you can quit and resume later) and personal high-score system with cross-platform Steam Cloud support ✓ Global Steam leaderboards for speedruns and bragging rights ✓ Sacrificial kittens ✓ Dev console for cheats ✓ Runs on Windows, Mac, and Linux ✓ Play single-player or local couch co-op (up to 4 players with 4 controllers sharing the same screen) ✓ Keyboard and mouse support ✓ Gamepad controller support ✓ Independent game developer You're not afraid.